Imagine A World Where Women Are Sexually Falling All Over You – Don’t Fall Asleep, It Does Exist
Since the beginning of time, men have been racking their brains trying to figure out a way to attract women. From stylish haircuts, to the latest fashions, to the Italian sports car, to the latest potion that promise love at first sight, or is that love at first smell…? Anyway, men have been driven since the inception of the human race to figure out some magical way to attract women.
And the sexual marketers know this, that’s why there has been all manner and make of sexual attractiveness products over the years… All promising to give the unlucky man the luckiest luck of all, and that is the ability to attract any woman he wants. Well, you don’t have to Follow the Sexual Brick Road or visit a gypsied witch to get the latest “Love Potion Number Sixty-Nine” to have endless luck with the ladies. Honestly, you don’t. In fact it’s a matter of Occam’s Razor, really, if you really want to get that magical elixir that will turn you into the “Sex Bomb” of the century. And, really, it’s simpler than you realize, hence, the Occam’s Razor bit.
Forget the “digital” age, ignore modern “miracles” of science, and get ready to stick your nose up at the latest pharmaceutical pills that are destined to sexually rock your world. Instead, sit back, relax, put on Dark Side of the Moon and sync it up with Leo’s roar, and listen to what Mother Nature has to say.
Yes, Mother Nature, you know, that omnipresent evasive old lass who keeps your heart magically beating, who replaces and builds hundreds of billions of cells in your body, endlessly. The entity who is open for more hours than a 7-11, every day, every night, come rain or shine, and who never even takes a cigarette break in order to keep you going… The one who ensures that the bacteria that are, right now, living in your mouth, won’t kill you. That’s right. Brace yourself for the truth, as there are enough potentially deadly bacteria in your mouth, right now — regardless if you have halitosis or not — to make you tomorrow’s lunch meat faster than you can say “it was Owen Coffin who drew the shortest straw.” But, Mother Nature is looking after you, the luckiest of luckies, and you can consider Her your very own personal, punctual, and pompatus Guardian Angel, so to speak. And She’s the reason why those nasty little buggers in your mouth don’t send you to your grave sooner than later. And that’s because She’s pulling the levers, She’s the one behind the curtain that Toto’s trying desperately to reveal, and She’s the one who looks after you, day-after-day and night-after night… She’s working those levers, fast and furiously, right at this very moment, to ensure that, through your immune system, She eradicates those little critters and keeps them in check — just for you. You see, She ensures that you are still healthy, wealthy, wise, and sexually active.
So, suffice it to quote, “When she speaks, you are well-advised to listen.”
Fact: A scientific study was conducted in Spain regarding sexual attractiveness perceived in men. A group of clothed men were shown to a group of women. The women knew 토토 꽁머니 nothing about the men. They did not talk to them. The only thing they knew about the men was what they saw, with their own eyes.
The men were paraded off to the lab while the women were asked to write down, as a list, the men who were the most attractive to the least attractive.
The results were tallied while the scientists presented a cup, a copy of Playboy, and some “quiet” time to the men. After all of the men had contributed their scientific “data,” those results were also examined and tallied…
The results? The men with the highest quality and quantity of sperm were determined to be THE most sexually attractive to the women.
The men who had the largest number of sperm which were active and healthy were deemed to be the most attractive to the women who had viewed them. Remember, they didn’t meet them, touch them, talk to them, and had had no contact with them previously.
You see, you don’t need some magical elixir to attract women. You just have to listen to Mother Nature and let Her guide you. Women, for some reason that is seemingly quite puzzling and baffling, are able to “sense” something about men that seems impossible. And that is that women possess some innate ability that allows them to determine how “good” or “bad” a man will be able to father children… Just like some kind of magic spell.
So, now that you know the secret, what are you going to do with it? Are you going to still seek out The Wizard and see what he can do to help you out in your sexual time of need?
Of course not, as we know that Mother Nature is really The Wizard. For we now realize that we have within us what we thought we originally lacked or needed. Some of us just need a jump-start to help us out a little… The way to do that is to eat lots of raw nuts. Nuts are high in zinc, which “does a sperm good.” Drink lots of water. Wear loose-fitting underwear and pants. Lay off the cigarettes and booze, click your heels, and voilà!, you’ll be whistling, “Kansas City Here I Come,” before you know it.